Thou art a boil! and other insults you can write for our production!
April 27, 2019 @ 1:00AM — May 8, 2019 @ 1:00AM Eastern Time (US & Canada)
Give $10 today for a chance to insult or BE INSULTED during our performance of Macbeth!
For just $10, you can enter for the chance to have your insult read and performed to the person of your choosing during our Free Shakespeare in the Park production of Macbeth May 9-12!
Make a donation of $10, write a fun insult, and let us know when you will be attending the performance, and you will have a chance to have your insult performed during our production that evening.
Some (less than G-rated) examples include:
"Come, come, you froward and unable worms!"
"Finch-egg!"
"You Banbury cheese!"
"You whoreson cullionly barber-monger!"
“You scullion, you rampallion, you fustilarian!"
"Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat!"
"You bull's pizzle!"
"He has not so much brain as ear-wax."
"What a thrice-double ass!"
"I scorn you, scurvy companion."